Clubs rhyme.

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Mary had a little lamb.
Glory Glory.
W20 the fuck cares what you think.
– United

Mary had a little lamb.
Now we need a camel, horse, pig, monkey, snake, donkey, elephant.
– City

Mary had a little lamb.
Lets get a camel, horse, pig, donkey and can we get Martha instead of Mary?
– Chelsea

Mary had a little lamb.
Which clearly means we don’t need another little lamb, or a pigeon. Little lamb will grow, and will have experience.
– Arsenal

Mary had a little lamb.
We don’t know Mary, we’ve never met her. Heard about her, sure. We tried to peek over the wall. We think it’s a rumour.
– Spuds

Mary had a little lamb.
Don’t talk about Mary, you’re not entitled to.  We have known Mary for the longest time. She will come back to us.  Close the door when you leave.
– Liverpool

Mary had a little lamb.
She probably sold it.
-Everton

Mary had a little lamb.
Actually she had 3. But we killed 2, and ate them.
-Stoke City

Mary had a little lamb.
Je ne sais pas, je suis originaire de France
(No Idea. We are from france.)
-NewCastle

Mary had a little lamb.
Who the fuck cares?
-QPR

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8 Responses to Clubs rhyme.

  1. @FattcheekedXL says:

    loooooool, especially Stoke City’s.

  2. cross. says:

    Now this is the best Rhymes have seen all season. Ankit as funny as ever. Stoke haha.

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