Hangover #1 – 18th August.

I was so full of thoughts last evening and this morning its all a little quiet. There is a continuing sense of calm. Some of it credited to the glorious sacrifices made by Daniel Agger and Spuds United to keep gooners happy.

What I do remember of course that it was a terribly hot day. Even pictures in the Sun today demonstrate it with a gasping Diaby, commendably still standing, but unfortunately without the awesomely cold beer that I was holding.

Further than that there is not much to remember. And even if there is, you ideally want to read it on Arseblog. Not here. What I can recount is reasons where I drank with cheer, and the oh-no sips which I took hiding behind me beer.

Cheerful glugs:
1. First game
2. Clean sheet
3. Abou fucking-standing Diaby
4. New boys, and the genius of Cazorla. (Learn pronunciation here. Click on the speaker icon)
5. Walcott not behaving like a dick Song without a contract.
6. Vermaelen not pretending to be Christopher Columbus.
7. Referee not giving away some imaginary penalty to ruin a perfectly ordinary afternoon.
8. Passing accuracy of the team, and mostly doing it in the opponents half.
9. The cuteness of the short Russian & the acuteness of the tall German.
10. The omission of a certain welshman from the starting line-up. There is a god!

When beer tasted like salty horsepiss:
Actually none. Ok may be I am little too forgiving, or may be it was just the first game. Barring Gervinho’s meaningless dance around 2 defenders. Its the same boring routine and more often than not counts for jack+jack-jack/jackxjack^jack. I hope Poldi gets his spot and Giroud gets his start (Ok this is one rhyme too many already).

Like most gooners I wish for the day when Cazorla & Wilshere are seen in the park together. (I hope Arshavin does not join, or else it could be really awkward for Mertesacker). Like most gooners I hope to see Sagna & Koscienly back. No rocket science right? So then you must also agree that a hangover is best cured by another beer. At least the little-boy-inside-me wants it. Let me try it at least.

*PS: Sadly there is no song about a hangover, or any hangover about a Song.

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1 Response to Hangover #1 – 18th August.

  1. Tsokan says:

    Nice post Yoiii. We have to take the positives & u’ve highlighted them in this post.
    Like most gooners I wish for the day when Cazorla & Wilshere are seen in the park together. (I hope Arshavin does not join, or else it could be really awkward for Mertesacker). LOL

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